Tuesday, September 29, 2009

i cant resist

i know this will lose me a lot of freinds, but i just thought of this and absolutely had to share.
blame it on earl


what did one clam say to the other ?
"shut the shell up!"

10 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

Nothing like a good, um, bad joke.

Oh My Goddess said...

How do clams answer the phone?

Shello?

Captain Dumbass said...

Clam jokes. Ouch.

justsomethoughts... said...

earl - sorry. it's all your fault.
but really, i thought of this one myself. as in I made it up. on the spot!
now THAT'S talent.

goddess - i have unleashed a monster.

mon capitan - i had to. like really had to.

Dental said...

...Better than some of the tired dental joke's I've heard.

justsomethoughts... said...

dental maven - i hear ya. i guess it's an occupational hazard.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Will I lose any friends if I actually laughed?

justsomethoughts... said...

sprite's keeper - i hope not. if they ask me, i'll say i know nothing.

The Stiletto Mom said...

Ok, I admit it, I giggled. Because in reality, I'm still 10 years old. :)

creative kerfuffle said...

i love bad jokes. my all time favorite is hard to capture in print.
knock knock
who's there?
interuppting cow
interuppt....MOOO
see, just doesn't work in print.