Monday, November 2, 2009

nothing to do with taste

aquafresh toothpaste.

i'm not impressed.
back to crest i go.
or even colgate if necessary.

and it's extreme clean.
not just any clean is this aquafresh.
it's extreme.

and this is the part that got me thinking.
it's not called original flavor.
or original formula.
no.
this is (drum roll please...)
the original experience.

that what now?
this is toothpaste we're talking about, right?

i guess i'm just not a marketing guru.
and it tastes like the fragrance of cheap toilet bowl cleaner.

10 comments:

Irish Gumbo said...

...because they don't won't you to confuse it with just plain old 'brushing your teeth', that's just so...boring...

And to be boring, in the land of 'extreme' living, is to be a sinner and a criminal.

IB said...

I love that line: "the original experience". If that is so, why are those ancient mummified corpses they dig up always missing their teeth?

creative kerfuffle said...

i too tried aquafresh and it is nasty. blech.

lulu's missives said...

Sorry to go against the grain, but I like Aquafresh!
Actually, no, I'm not sorry.
I make no apologies for my choice.
Someone once told me it's a free world, so I'm going to roll with that...
:-)

Oh My Goddess said...

Crest Baking Soda and Peroxide Whitening.
Only after flossing.
And after Listerine Vibrant White Pre Brush Rinse.
My teeth are awesome.

justsomethoughts... said...

irish - it IS boring. i am the embodiment of extreme.

ib - presumably because they used crest.

creative one - i am in good companty then.

lulu - it is indeed a free world. and you can have the rest of my tube.


goddess - i'm waiting for the close-up. and i'm with you on the first two. i dont like the mouthwash. i prefer somethng a little more tame.

justsomethoughts... said...

ck - that's company. i'm not THAT forward.

♥ Braja said...

Like toothpaste is original anyway...lol....

Pearl said...

The original experience!! No re-runs for you, my friend! We want you to experience the real article, the aquafresh of your forefathers!

Pearl

justsomethoughts... said...

braja - it is. it was invented by thomas edison.

pearl - i wont play second fiddle to anyone. i want the the best. the original-ist. my forefathers wouldnt have it any other way.