Friday, January 15, 2010

mad lib

i jogged for ____ minutes today during which time i covered ___ miles and thus burned ____ calories.

i say, why bother filling it in at all?

ok. this week wasnt as bad as a three month dry spell i had for the months of october november and december.
yes
i should be ashamed of myself
you are right
but i successfully convinced myself that it was too cold outside
and it was

now i go to a place with lots of exercise equipment strewn around
i forget what it's called
at a rather ungodly hour
and it's still very cold outside

its the almonds i tell you!

and i love jim croce
i'm just throwing it in there

12 comments:

Kate said...

Just today, I started googling all the gyms around here because it's too icy to run. Sigh. It takes all the fun out of it when you know you could go sprawling into the road at any moment.

But exercising indoors? YUCKY!

Oh My Goddess said...

If I could put exercise time in a bottle the first thing that I'd like to do,

You take it from here!

creative kerfuffle said...

there never seems to be enough time...for jogging.

Grant said...

I love mad libs. Okay, um - violated, dirigible, shart. How'd I do?

Brian Miller said...

i got nothing to put in the blanks...

if you changed it to...its been ___ years since i actually exercised.

it would be a different story.

smiles.

Captain Dumbass said...

I deleted my Mii profile so that when I start using my Wii Fit again I don't have to put up with my trainer mocking me.

Noelle said...

i love jim croce, too...but i'm thinking it isn't very motivating or stimulating exercise music. just sayin'.

secret agent woman said...

We finally got a weekend warm enough to be out walking in it. I completely understand.

(I like Jim Croce, too.)

Monkey Man said...

Exercise? I'll google that term for a definition. I used to know, but it's been too long.

Diane said...

So you joined the gym after all? Good for you!

I did actually jog for lots of minutes today and covered a few miles and, hopefully, burned a crapload of calories.

Marla said...

Jogging ... miles ... calories ... ok, now I am really depressed. But good for you, mister man!!

justsomethoughts... said...

kate - it does. there's a trail about a 15 minute drive from my house. i havet even thought about trying it. not till the birds come back.

goddess - i'd probably put it in box number ten.

creative one - no. there doesnt.

grant - splendidly!

mr miller - it's warming up soon. have faith.

supreme captain - yeah. that's really not necessary, is it ?

noelle - no. you're right. it's not.

secret one - yeah. its almost spring-like here.

monkey man - be careful. you never know what kinds of weird and sick websites might pop up.

diane - long story.

marla - nothing to be depressed about. lace 'em up and be ready at 7. i wont honk the horn because people might still be sleeping.